developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like
when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed
where all my mermen at!!
I would reblog your selfie, but I don’t wanna make my blog less attractive
look how fucking ridiculously happy that cat is
151 people don’t get the joke and just really hate the homeless
turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy
"you’ll get bored of video games at some point"
is that a fucking challenge
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.