rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

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woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed


balanophagist:

my evolution

balanophagist:

my evolution



eunnieboo:

where all my mermen at!!


cabbij:

would reblog your selfie, but I don’t wanna make my blog less attractive

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cakesonfire:

me tbh

cakesonfire:

me tbh


prayer-circle-for-pie:

look how fucking ridiculously happy that cat is

prayer-circle-for-pie:

look how fucking ridiculously happy that cat is


oh-schnap:

151 people don’t get the joke and just really hate the homeless

oh-schnap:

151 people don’t get the joke and just really hate the homeless


tractionism:

(credit)

theexposure:

Hahahahaha


jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy


abigalmills:

"you’ll get bored of video games at some point"

is that a fucking challenge


panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms


ddarkahn:

Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.